Man I suck

*sigh* I think some women should just have a tubal before they start having sex. I adore my kids, I mean like punch in the face adore. But I really suck at the whole mommyhood.

I spend entirely too much time online. I feed them cold cereal (the nerve!), and good god they didn't have a shower last night.
They just have to deal with having such a shitty mom, cause I refuse to give them away or dump them in a lake in a cloth sack.